A Loony Mashup!

Sometimes I run on over here to ooley-ooley-oos and jot (can one jot with a keyboard?) down funny things Colson says because I know it will be lost by the end of the day. I often forget about them, however. So I checked back just now and here's what a found...

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Colson: "Mosquitos drink blood. Like vampires. That is disgusting. I will take it back from them and put it back in my shoulder."

Storytelling
"The little popcorns went to the other dark, where finger were. And they shot out worms, and the worms turned into a door. And they locked it. Forever. And they saw the other shadows, but the moon got the shadows away from the popcorns and they blew the fire off!"

B52's
"It wasn't a wock. It was a yonck wobstuh. It was a wooooooock yobster!"

Violence and Social Grooming
Colson: "When Daddy comes home, he will give you a happy smell."
Mom: "What??"
C: "If you bonk him in the head!"
M: "That's not very nice. I won't do that."
C: "If you smash him in the eye!"
M: "Colson! Those aren't nice things. I won't do that either."
C: "Well...love on him. Give him a kiss and give him a hug and brush his bangs."

Caterpillar, Love
Colson: "Look, Mama! I drawed caterpillars!"
Mom: "Oooh, how pretty....Hey, let's draw some antennas on their heads...and let's put some little balls on them."
A few minutes later Colson calls me over...
"Look, Mama! I drawed tennis racks (rackets) and balls on the caterpillars' heads!"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Crazy
"Spiderman! Spiderman!
Whateva he does!
Spins a web! Exercise!
Catches leaves!
....
Here Spiderman comes!"

:)