Next time won't you sing with me?

"I know my ABCs!
H-I-M-D-C-9!
I know my yetterrrs!
I neva sing with you again!"

I'm backlogged with crazy things she's said, but this was today on the toilet. And an excerpt from a conversation with Daddy that's going on this very moment...

Colson: "You're a evil dad! You're evil dad! Ima smell yo bref!"
*sniff sniff*
Dad: "What does it smell like?"
C: "Avocadooooooos!"

The weird is never-ceasing.

C: "Mommy, we're happy evils!"

Bedtime Story

Colson: "Tell me a story about Cinderella and a bird."
Mom: "Okay..." *story in which Cinderella is startled by a bird and is knocked off of her bicycle and then taken into a cave* "What do you think is in the cave?"
C: "I don't know. What's in there?"
M: "Maybe goblins?"
C: "YEAH! Goblins are in there!"
*the goblins invite Cinderella and the bird to dinner*
C: "And they said, 'What is that?" And they said, 'It's avocados.' And Sleeping Beauty camed. And Sleeping Beauty had a sandwich. And they every-princess-bodies ate their suppers!"

The end.

The Munchies

I just heard Colson telling Finley, "I know you're not a snack."

It sounded a little like she was trying to convince herself.